Listen, initiating sex isnât always easy, even in long-term relationships. Youâre juggling work, kids, chores, and all of the other things life throws at you. Sometimes itâs extra hard to think of anything beyond saying, âI need to get laid.â To be fair, your partner is probably in a similar boat and will likely be cool with just that much openness.
Still. Maybe youâre already feeling like a nag with a long list of âneeds.â Perhaps you just want to find a way to add a little spice to your regular Wednesday night routine. Sending sexy messages or dirty pick-up lines are great ways to easily ask for what you need. You donât have to wait for your SO to answer your call or whisper your request to your co-parent. You can literally send a flirty text (or downright dirty text) while sitting across from each other at the breakfast table. As a matter of fact, we guarantee that sending proper dirty texts to your significant other while in eye-contact range will be one of the most satisfying experiences youâll have â outside of the actual sex, of course.
- Hey you. …
- I really wish you were here next to me in bed… …
- Just thought you should know you’re my favorite dirty thought… …
- [Insert sexy photo of you in bed] Wish you were here!
- I’m in bed over here, you’re in bed over there…
25 Sexual Text Messages That Will Make Her Horny
Dirty Texts to Send When One of You Is Working
1. How much trouble do you think weâd get into if I were your co-worker?
2. Iâm questioning the structural integrity of this desk. We should test it out sometime. 3. Water Cooler Gossip: Iâm not wearing any panties. 4. Wanna meet in the parking lot on our lunch breaks? 5. If I were your boss, Iâd definitely make you work late. 6. Youâre in finance. What are the odds of us multiplying tonight? 7. Betcha I can make your day more interesting. (When they text back, tell them to name a body part and youâll send a picture.) 8. Iâm not saying you should sneak to the bathroom and FaceTime me, but Iâm definitely saying youâll like what you see if you do. 9. I loved seeing you in that shirt/jeans/top/briefs last night. 10. Do you think I would look better in a skirt or tight jeans? 11. Did I tell you what I call my boobs? 12. Iâm so excited about our date tonight. If you play your cards right, then youâre going to love what Iâve got planned for later. 13. Tonight, I want to slowly kiss my way from your lips down. The only question is, how far down will I go? 14. If I could only wear three items of clothing or less tonight, what would you choose for me? 15. I just laid in bed for the last hour thinking about you. Guess what I was doing? 16. I just thought of a new position I really want to try with you. 17. You have a choice tonight: Anal or oral. So whatâs it gonna be? 18. I had a naughty dream last night, and guess who was in it? Iâll give you a hint. Iâm texting him right now. 19. Lying in bed and bored. Wish you were here to play with me. 20. I feel like somethingâs missing in my life. Namely you. Between my legs. 21. If I were with you right now, where would you want me to touch you? 22. I want to get naked with you right now. 23. Confession: Iâve been naughty today and probably deserve a spanking. If only there were someone to do it. 24. Iâm listening to a song that makes me think totally dirty thoughts about you! If you were here, weâd probably make some of them a reality.
26. If you can guess what Iâm doing, Iâll send you a picture. 27. Come to bed. 28. What part of my body do you secretly hope other people appreciate? 29. Who needs sleep when there are other fun things to do? 30. What do your lips taste like? 31. How many licks till I get to the center of it? 32. Iâm ready to play. 33. Just the thought of tonight gives me goosebumps. 34. Thinking of you is burning me up. 35. Come. Here. Now. 36. Letâs take this convo off-line and to my room. 37. Oh, so this is what butterflies feel like! 38. I canât get you out of my mind, and I donât even want to. 39. You better be at my door in less than 30 minutes! 40. How would you like me to open the door? 41. Guess who shaved today? 42. I bought new lingerie. Wanna see? 43. So, Iâm thinking about the last time we were together. I think we should try to top that.
Giving a little warning before sending a risquÃ© picture might be appreciated if your partner is at work. However, we promise that they always want to see you and what youâre wearing (or not wearing). If youâve been asked for sexy pics, or if youâre just feeling yourself, here are a few ways to initiate the pic-sending.
44. Iâm in a dressing room right now. Help me decide on a new bra?
45. Iâm trying on lingerie. Want to make the final decision? 46. Is this skirt too short? Is this top too low?
One final tip: Nervous about sending pictures? Try Snapchat. Your partner wonât even notice the puppy ears in the pic, but it will take some of the edge off for you. You can also make loops of things like bra straps sliding down, or knees opening and closing quickly. They wonât have time to see anything, but the cheeky flirtiness will make it fun for all.
47. Going out tonight. Wish you were here to sneak in the bathroom with me.
48. I really miss your magic touch. Ever see those vibrators you can control from your partnerâs app? 49. Iâm air drying in bed and having a little âme timeâ but Iâm definitely thinking about the last time we were together. 50. How many more days until weâre in bed together, again? 51. We really dropped the ball on this trip. If youâd come, we could have joined the mile-high club. 52. Iâm all by myself, reading some erotica and imagining itâs about us. 53. Next time, weâre escaping to a hotel room together. 54. Had a dirty dream about us last night. No worries, took down notes, will replicate them. 55. Iâm exploring the city today and Iâve found all kinds of cool spots for you to take me in. 56. The shower in my hotel room is gigantic! Perfect for shower sex. 57. Check out this fancy box of condoms in the amenities tray at my hotel. Should I bring them home?
58. Do you think thereâs such a thing as too loud in bed, or the louder the better?
59. If we were to try role play, who would you want to be first? 60. What movie always puts you in the mood? 61. Should we buy a few new toys to use together? 62. Do you know all of my most erogenous zones? Wanna find âem? 63. Where do you want to do it the next time I see you? 64. What kind of dirty talk do you like? 65. Whatâs something we havenât done yet that you still want to try? 66. Would you mind if I practice my dirty dancing skills for you? 67. What food do you want to eat off my body tonight? 68. Do you prefer quickies or all-nighters? 69. If I could only wear one item of clothing tonight, what would you pick for me? 70. Do you want to try to sleep our way through the Kama Sutra? 71. How many times can you go in one night? 72. Do you have dirty dreams about us? 73. Would you rather go at it every day, or have one explosive night a week? 74. Whatâs the wildest place youâd like to do it with me? 75. What did you think after our first night together? 76. Whatâs the dirtiest fantasy youâve ever had? 77. Whatâs your favorite sex memory of us? 78. Going commando: Yes or no?