134 Smart & Very Funny Would You Rather Questions to Leave You ROFL

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So here’s 10 that have a 69% response rate. Would you rather have a cat with a human face or a dog with human hands? Would you rather have a boyfriend who is stinking rich and ugly? Or a friend who is dirt poor and handsome? Would you rather have hiccups for the rest of your life or constantly feel like you have to sneeze? Would you rather fight Mike Tyson once or talk like Mike Tyson for the rest of your life? Would your rather be surrounded by people who brag all the time or by people who constantly complain? Would you rather speak every language fluently or play every instrument perfectly? Would you rather Win $50,000 or let your best friend win $500,000? Would you rather be stung by a thousand bees or stomp a kitten? Would you rather be with the person you love forever, but also wear a shirt made out of their pubes, or be alone for the rest of your life but wear whatever you want? Your dad and boyfriend switch bodies (Freaky Friday style). The only way to switch them back is to have sex with them, lights on and sober. Who do you pick?

Let’s get started. Would you rather have one partner or multiple partners? Would you rather watch a girl-on-girl video or guy-on-guy video to turn yourself on? Would you rather pay for sex or get paid for sex? Would you rather swallow or spit? Would you rather be on top or underneath? Would you rather receive oral or give oral? Would you rather bring another person in bed or cheat on your partner? Would you rather have sex with the lights on or off? Would you rather have romantic sex or rough sex? Would you rather end a good first date with sex or with a passionate kiss?

Treat her like a bro. Bro, do you ever sit down too fast and accidentally crush your lady balls? How many 4th graders do you think you can take on at once? Real talk. Why should I let you into my fraternity? Dude, your hands are enormous. You’re definitely packing. Did you know we’ve never seen a gorilla at full strength? They don’t own any barbells Did you know guys watch Oprah? He’s called Joe Rogan Why are dudes always on their ‘hustle’ or ‘grind’? Why do bros have such a problem with gay dudes, but invent a sport where you wear tights and hug each other?

Would You Rather Questions For Couples – Interactive Party Game

Do you like roleplay? #1 Do you like to roleplay? I guess so Great. You can be any actress you want and I’ll be Harvey Weinstein. O god no You’re resisting too much. I guess I’ll have to be Bill Cosby.

The beauty of these three scenarios is that it throws her expectations out the window.

So when you talk pooped pants or drunken orcs, it’s like dumping cold water over her.

Plus, your u-turn to the non-sexual makes you more attractive.

Because most dudes have a one-track mind that goes straight to her vajayjay.

By showing you aren’t impressed by her jiggly parts, you make her interested.

Suddenly she has to win you over with her personality.

Her when she can’t use her pussy powers on you.

If you want to push her away even further, pretend you’re breaking up. Do you know who’s getting a divorce? We are. I’m keeping the dog, you can have the kids

Getting a divorce isn’t only a playful push, it also implies you’ve been romantic partners.

And you know the saying: “If you can’t dream it, you can’t achieve it.”

So use your role-playing to lead her down a path you want her to go.

Like the next two scenarios: I don’t want my parents to know I’m gay. Do you want to go on a date? Where’s the best place to hide a body?

Most of the previous questions are lighthearted and revolve around humor.

If you dread small talk and want to dive into the real, start here.

The next set of questions goes beyond the weather or her favorite color, but never reaches her deepest and darkest fears.

See for yourself. Are you an extrovert or an introvert? And would your friends and family agree?

Learning how your date sees herself versus how others see her helps you understand her nature.

(Also, are 90% of girls introverts pretending to be extroverts?) What’s the coolest thing you learned this week?

If she replies, “Khloe Kardashian’s new haircut” or “The release of the first quantum computing system” you get a good idea of her favorite news sources. What event next week are you looking forward to most?

Nobody has a ready answer, so prepare to hear her describe her average day.

What’s more, this question gives you an idea of what makes your date excited. What’s on your bucket list? if you could travel through time, where would you go and why? What dating advice would you give your younger self?

This is where you find out what to do and NOT to do if you want to sweep her off her feet. What should I know about you that I would never think to ask?

From stamp collections to needing to sleep sitting up, this question guarantees a quirky answer. You’re invited onto Shark Tank or Dragon’s Den. What do you pitch?

Find out what problems are important to her and if she’s the next Steve Jobs. What’s something you’ve always wanted to do but haven’t yet?

Whether her answer is “Dye my hair blue” or “Punch a whale”, you know exactly how adventurous she is.

Plus, you have your idea for your second date. What’s the most embarrassing way you’ve been injured?

Everyone has a story of themselves being a silly goose.

Plus, shared pain is great for bonding. So get ready to tell your own story.

The above questions bring you one step closer to each other.

Because you’re about to learn how to jump into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and instantly fall head over heels.

Making her fall in love through an interview sounds like horseshit, but actually it’s science.

Arthur Aron’s 36 questions can spark intimacy.

You’re about to get Aron’s questions split up into three groups of 12. Every next group is more intimate than the one before.

WARNING: in some studies, half of the participants fell in love. So it’s strong stuff.

Aron’s first 12 questions of love Given the choice of anyone in the world, who would you want as a dinner guest? Would you like to be famous? In what way? Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you’re going to say? Why? What would constitute a perfect day for you? When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else? If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you choose? Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die? Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common. For what in your life do you feel most grateful? If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be? Take four minutes and tell your partner your life story in as much detail as possible. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be?

To top it off, stare 4 minutes into each other’s eyes without talking.

Or at the very least attracted enough to each other to go on another date.

Your date may not be interested in doing the whole conversation.

And to be frank, doing the whole questionnaire feels a bit forced.

Remember a few questions from each group and ramp up the intimacy.

And instead of doing a 4-minute staredown, play a staring contest.

Do you want to feel out your date or Tinder match?

Use the next questions to feel her out and create comfort.

Are you looking for the best Tinder questions to ask your match?

Then you want to know this:

The best Tinder questions are:

The next 30 questions are best for on the Tinder date. What song would you want to play on your wedding day? What would you like to get for your birthday? If you could only put on one piece of makeup, what would it be? What’s the one compliment you get the most? Are you a dog person or a cat person? What’s your favorite emoji? Are you more of a romantic or skeptic? Where do you feel the most at home? What do you wish you cared less about? What is your favorite pet name? What do your friends and family call you? What event has made you a stronger person? Where do you go if you want to escape? Ignoring your parents, who has had the most influence on who you are now? If you could change one thing about yourself, what would that be? What’s your favorite physical and non-physical feature of yourself? If you had to pick, which fictional character best represents you? If you could be a man for a day, what’s the first thing you’d do? If you could perfect one skill, what would it be? If you won the lottery, what would you do for work? What’s the last time you cried? What’s the last time you laughed so hard your stomach hurt? What’s your favorite joke? If you can be any animal, which would you be? What’s something you swear by? What’s the most important thing your life is missing? How long did it take to make your last Instagram photo? What do you wish more people knew about you? How long ago did you tell someone you loved them? How seriously do you take horoscopes?

If her answer is anything but “Not at all”, that’s a dealbreaker.

Hint: the next questions make for excellent Tinder questions.

Here are 25 questions that will reveal if she likes you and turn her on. What do you find most attractive about men? Do you believe in love? Do you have a type? What’s the first thing you noticed about me? What’s your favorite way to be seduced? Do you ever make the first move? If so, why? Have you ever had sex with someone you just met? What’s your ideal one-night stand look like? What’s your most embarassing sex story? How important are looks when you want a relationship? What’s the dirtiest thought you’ve ever had about a stranger? How would you describe me to your girlfriends? What does good sex mean to you? How and where do you like to be touched? What’s the weirdest thing that turns you on? Do you have any sexual fantasies? Have you ever kissed a girl? If a cute couple asked you to do a threesome, would you say yes? What kind of porn turns you on the most? Do you prefer amateur or professional porn? What are your thoughts on toys? Have you ever cheated on a partner or thought about it, but didn’t? Do you like dirty talk? What’s the dirtiest thing someone said to you during sex? Do you like dirty talk?

Here are ten questions that evoke feelings and get you closer to the date.

(And her panties, hihi.) What are you most proud of?

Because it gives her the chance to show off! And who doesn’t like that? What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

Use it as a diving board to get from the chit-chat into the deep and personal. What’s your worst Tinder date ever?

If you ask her online, the question reveals if she is the type to go out with guys, or just chat for validation.

If you ask her in person, she’ll be sucked down memory lane and realize: “Woah. This guy (read: you) is way cooler than that loser from back then.” What’s something you’d love to do, but don’t dare to do?

I like this question because it’s personal and reveals a lot about who she is. Unlike what’s her favorite snack.

Plus, it gives you an idea for a future date. If you were locked inside Ikea for one night, what would you do?

For whatever reason, my friends and I always used to fantasize about this.

The beauty of dreaming up fantasies, is that it’s very easy to make them more naughty. In which way would you be able to fall in love with someone instantly?

A tricky question for most women. So it’s hit and miss.

But when it’s a hit, you know exactly how to make her fall for you. What would you do if met your absolute dream guy at a club? And how would you seduce me?

First help her find her eyes after they shot out of the back of her skull, and straighten out your question. Just kidding. How would you seduce ‘him’?

She’ll give you lots of insight into female seduction techniques. Never bad.

Plus, you’ll get to know her better. Choose one:

It’s a template you can use to make your own funny questions. Choose one: Whenever someone comes into your house, you start barking uncontrollably, or you wave at everyone you see.

Tailor it to your own humor. If you could wake up tomorrow with one more quality or possibility, what would it be?:

It’s a fun way to find out someone’s aspirations and dreams.

Here’s the last question that’s great for introducing date ideas. What would you rather have? A date with your absolute number one choice in the world, but you are their second choice. Or a date with your second choice, but you are their absolute number one choice?

Chances are she’ll ask where she ranks on your dating list.

Here you’ll get 10 Tinder questions and the formula for making your own.

Why most questions suck the life out of your Tinder conversations and dates, is because they’re BORING. What do you do for work? What are your hobbies?

When guys are asking these questions, the conversation is treading water.

It’s a last ditch resort to keep the conversation afloat.

Some guys do slightly better and ask: Coffee or tea? Cats or dogs? Wine or beer?

Better, because it’s easy to reply to and it sheds light on her personality.

But not good enough, because she’s heard the cats or dogs schtick.

  • Flight or invisibility?
  • Inside the house: slippers or socks?
  • Peanut butter or Nutella?
  • Quit coffee or never have snacks during films and series?
  • Toilet paper: over or under?
  • Bath or shower?
  • Love or money?
  • Burger or pizza?
  • Cups in the cupboard: top side up or upside down?
  • Dine in or delivery?
  • All the questions we discussed can save a conversation, but also kill it.

    When she’s pouring her heart out and tears are filling her eyes, it’s not the time to go: Would you rather give or get oral?

    You killing all your attraction.

    While I can’t predict what that question will be precisely.

    (Hogwarts took my crystal ball away after I shot a porno called Hairy Cooter and the Sorcerer’s Bone.)

    I can give you the type of question that vulnerable moments demand.

    An open-ended question.

    Imagine you want to know what she likes to eat.

    Here’s what NOT to say: Do you like tacos?

    What open-ended question would you ask her to get a better answer?

    Hint: “What do you like to eat?” is better, but it’s not a winner.

    Here the first two ideas that popped into my head: If you were on death row, and tomorrow is your last day on earth, what would you eat for dinner? Imagine it’s your birthday and you can pick your breakfast, lunch and dinner. What do you choose?

    The beauty of these questions is that you’re asking for her input WHILE giving value with your scenario.

    Your scenario is an opportunity for her to surprise herself. She’s likely never thought about it.

    As long as your questions do more than demand a reply, it’s a good one.

    Asking a closed question isn’t bad if you know the next technique.

    Let’s use a common date conversation to make the technique stick. Do you prefer cats or dogs? Dogs

    Most dudes would probably answer: Hah! Me too!

    Or: Hehe. I prefer cats. But dogs are cool too

    Even though his date may reply, the above answers suffer from two problems:

  • They don’t make it easy for her to reply to
  • They don’t add value by raising her emotions
  • So here’s a technique that makes it super easy for her to respond, plus it raises her emotions (depending on how often she’s had this conversation)…


    Let’s go back to our earlier example. Do you prefer cats or dogs? Dogs Why? Wow! Um… Well, they comfort me when I’m down. I can tell my dog anything and not be judged. And they teach me to be a better person. They’re just always so happy. It’s like they love you more than they do themselves. You know?

    Holy Tip:

    People think you’re the BEST conversationalist if you simply let them talk about a topic they love.

    If you don’t mind listening, asking WHY is the easiest and most effective conversation technique.

    Just be careful that ‘Why’ doesn’t become your only party trick.

    With over a 100 questions you’ll never run out of what to say.

    That’s why I’m going to give you the TextGod Toolkit.

    30+ Questions to discover the holes in your profile and how to fix them for more matches. Including a profile breakdown video.

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