60 ‘Dirty Talk’ Texts To *Tease* Your Boyfriend With!
‘I’m imagining what it would be like if you were here with me right now…’
”I bought new panties. …
‘My legs are missing you in between them! …
‘I had a naughty dream last night and guess who was in it? …
‘Have I told you how hot it is when I feel you on top of me?
40 Flirty Text Messages to Send to Your Crush
Dirty Text Messages: How to Sext and Talk Dirty to Him With Sexy Text Messages
Have you been flirting with someone and want some ideas on how to get him turned on even if youre not in the same room? Texting plays an enormous role in modern romance. Those 160 characters at your fingertips have the power to bring closeness, heighten intimacy, and multiply the sexual energy between you and that guy you have your eye on.
In this article, youll learn what kinds of things make a text message really sexy for guys, as well as see some examples of steamy texts you can send your boy candy.
The reality is that it has never been so easy to excite a man, make him want you, and drive him crazy with desire. Youll be able to use any of these methods and get a positive response from that hunky guy youve been flirting with. Try them out! Your love life will thank you!
Send him a sexy text to let him know its on tonight.
How to Talk Dirty to Him on Text: 26 Examples of Sexts to Send Your Crush or Boyfriend to Turn Him On
I had a naughty dream last night, and guess who was in it? Ill give you a hint. Im texting him right now.
Lying in bed and bored. Wish you were here to play Simon Says with me 😉
I feel like somethings missing in my life. Namely you. Between my legs.
If I were with you right now, where would you want me to touch you?
I want to get naked with you right now.
Sucking on a blow pop right now and wishing it was you. . .
Confession: I’ve been naughty today and probably deserve a spanking. If only there were someone to do it . . .
Im listening to a song that makes me think totally dirty thoughts about you! If you were here, wed probably make some of them reality 😉
Guess what Im thinking? OK, Ill give you a hint. It involves my tongue and you naked.
Im dying to find out if you are as good in real life as you are in my fantasies.
Confession: Sometimes, I cant help but touch myself when I think about you.
Have you ever had a wet dream with me in it? Be honest . . .
If you could do anything you want to me, what would you do?
Work sucks . . . especially when Im getting distracted thinking about this hot guy I know and his fantastic body.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that if youre ever having a hard time, like a really hard time, Im there for you. I mean, I can give you a hand. . .or something.
I know youre not a wizard, but I think your mouth is pretty magical. I can think of a few places I want it right now. Wait, maybe you ARE a wizard.
Just got out of the shower and had to text this really sexy guy I know. Didnt even have time to put clothes on.
Could really use some help putting this sunscreen on right now. And Ill need help taking the bikini off later.
Just ate dinner, but you wanna come over for dessert? Bring whipped cream and easy-to-remove clothing.
Whats the dirtiest thought youve ever had about me? I know what mine is about you . . .
All I can think about is doing filthy things to you when I get home from work.
Id rather be in bed with you right now.
Just finished pleasuring myself while thinking of you for about an hour. Dang, youre good.
You jerked it recently?
I think its time we tried (fill in the blank).
What do you want me to do to you tonight?
Pro Sexting Tip
Use sexy emojis, like cherries, peach, eggplant, hot pepper, lollipop, flame, or lipstick print emojis. You can also use the winky face, tongue-out face, or drooling face emojis.
You look great today. How do I know? Because you look good every day.
I figured us out today! I think we should just be friends with sexual tension 😉
Theres this really cute guy Ive been thinking about all day long . . . what should I do about it?
If you were here right now, we definitely would not flirt at all, or hug for a little bit too long, or stare deeply into one anothers eyes, or anything fun like that.
I would invite you to come over this weekend, but Im not sure I can keep my hands to myself.
So are we really “hanging out,” or are you secretly trying to date me? Be honest 🙂
Wanna know what I wanna do with you later? Too bad! Youll have to wait and find out.
I keep having this recurring dream that youre trying to get me naked . . . weird.
Just read that caffeine can boost a womans libido. Is that why you keep inviting me to coffee?
Stop thinking about me naked! Sheesh.
Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text.
I know someone who might have a crush on you . . .
Youre not very good at pretending you dont want me.
Quick question: what do you do when theres someone you cant stop fantasizing about, but you have no idea how to talk to them about it?
Just wanted to let you know that I find you very attractive. And hot. And cute. And I want to put my mouth on your mouth.
It said it was going to be hot today, so I decided to wear a thong and low-cut top and just stay in bed. What are you up to?
Happy half birthday! Tonight Ill do whatever you want me to . . .
I swear I was just watching TV, but then I thought about how sexy you looked at my sisters wedding, and I had to take a twenty-minute break . . . if you know what I mean.
My friends are always getting annoyed that I talk about you too much. I cant help it if youre the sexiest man that has ever walked the face of the earth, and I think about you constantly.
What are you doing for dinner tonight? I thought about getting reservations for my bedroom but wanted to make sure you were available.
Good morning! Im not wearing a bra today. Just thought you should know.
Was just thinking about seeing you tonight, and, all of a sudden, I was completely undressed.
Tonight, let me do all the work. Were going to take it so slow, and youre going to scream.
Start off simple . . . you can always escalate the conversation later.
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I love your body.
Im naked right now.
Remember that crazy thing I told you about that I wanted to try with you . . . I think tonight might be the night.
If you were here right now, I would tear your clothes off and shove you onto my bed and have my way with you. But youre not, so . . . rain check?
Is it weird that all I can think about is last night? I keep replaying it in my head over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over . . .
When you come over today, I want to start in bed. Just FYI.
Do you have any fantasies?
I want you right now.
My hands. My hips. My lips. Your body. Tonight.
We would be having so much fun if you were here right now.
Just put on some really crazy underwear. So many snaps! So many straps! Youll have to help me take it off.
My roommates are gone this weekend. We can be as loud as we want tonight, and I want to be loud.
Ive got something to show you. Its a surprise, and youre going to have to undress me to find it.
Nothing gets me hotter than thinking about you.
You should probably clear your schedule for tomorrow morning because I plan on staying up late with you tonight. Very late.
Let me be clear: when I see you later, Im going to undress you button by button. Im going to unzip your pants and take them off leg by leg. Im going to take off your boxers and throw them against the wall. What happens next is all up to you.
Im touching myself right now. Wish you were here 😉
If youre not busy later, I was hoping to make passionate love to you. I hope thats okay with you.
If you could do anything to me, what would you do?
What is your favorite memory of us in bed?
Did you know that youre incredibly sexy?
Ill invite you over on one condition: you may not keep your hands to yourself. In fact, you need to tell me exactly where youre going to put them.
Dirty texts dont have to be serious. You can lighten things up a bit and bring a bit of humor to the convo.
Theres this guy I really like, but he cant know. OMG! I cant believe I sent this to you. Well, now that you know . . . wanna make out?
Some people say to-may-to. Some people say to-mah-to. I say I-want-you-right-now-you-sexy-beast.
Heres a riddle for you: What is cute and nice and sometimes hard all over?
Im watching HBO right now and getting a lot of ideas for things we could do together 😉
Ive got a B.A. in Communications, so I think Im pretty much qualified to blow your mind tonight.
One, two, I want to do you. Three, four, I want you more. Five, six, dont give me tricks. Seven, eight, dont be late. Nine, ten, see you then.
Did you know that today is National Donut Day? I thought we could celebrate in my bedroom. Ill bring the sugar.
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? Seriously though. Youre hot. Id like to touch your shoulders right now while you take off my pants.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?
My dad always told me to make sure that I was treated like a princess, and you know princesses like it hot in bed. So . . .
Your body is so hot its making me thirsty. Was that sexy? Because Im not wearing any clothes. Okay, that has to be sexy now.
The top three sexiest things on this earth are your chin, your shoulders, and your . . . I think you know what Im trying to say here.
So, Im outside. Im not wearing two crucial pieces of clothing, but no one is calling the cops on me. Can you guess whats missing? Also, its not my shoes.
I got eight hours of sleep last night in preparation for the rager that Im preparing to have with you starting at 8 p.m. this evening.
I just wanted to let you know that Im picturing you naked right now, and dang, you look good.
On the count of three, lets both say what were thinking about. One . . . two . . . I really want to be naked with you right now!
I was listening to Taylor Swift today and was totally thinking about you. JK. Just wanted an excuse to text you to say I think youre darn handsome.
101 things I like about you: 1. Youre hot. 2. Youre hot. 3. Youre hot. You get the picture.
Imagine that my bed is a football field. Im the football, and youre running for a touchdown. See, I do like sports!
Youre so sexy; you take my breath away. But, not too far away. . . like, I dont die because of it. Still, youre sexy.
On the agenda for tonight: polite conversation followed immediately by impolite bedroom antics.
Y YOU SO HOT N SEXY. YOU MAKE ME TALK LIKE CAVEWOMAN.
Turn him on by reminding him of whats going to happen when the conversation ends and you meet up in person.